Hi I’m Ben.
I’m 26.
I have a decent job. I love camping, skateboarding and like you, I voted this year.
I’m also a Zombie.
First I’d like to start off by saying “Brrrrrraaaaaaaaiiinnnnnnnssss” and would like to thank you for joining me tonight, as I post this blog and enjoy a glass of scotch by my oak fireplace. Yes I enjoy the finer things and have refined taste.
John McCain is dead.
(Long Dead John McCain Posing for Senate Roll Call Photo)
We all have so-called loved ones, but when the dead start to walk it’s important to look out for good old number one. It can be beneficial to band together in this, the ultimate time of distress, but other people can be a great hinderance to your well being as much as they can a benefit. Your individual survival is of the utmost importance (and if you don’t believe that, you don’t deserve to survive anyway).
I recommend that you make this point abundantly clear to your family members, friends and your significant other, if you have one, on a fairly regular basis. “Just so you know, if there is ever a zombie apocalypse…I’m gone!” If you ever find yourself in a zombie situation with someone whom you never got around to telling you weren’t going to stick your neck out for in this kind of predicament, it’s important not to waste your time informing them on the spot and arguing about it back and forth as the undead encroach. Just go man! Go!
It has become apparent that for some reason, a portion of the graphical components of this website are not rendering correctly on Macs. We’re coded compatible with all major browsers (I didn’t check Opera… Sorry) and they have been checked on multiple PCs as being 100% functional.
We’re fully aware of the way it looks, and while it’s still showing the layout and content correctly, it isn’t as detailed as we’d like. We’ll get you Mac users up to speed ASAP. Sorry for any delay.
- The HTSTZH Staff